Why do porcupines always win at games?
Because they have the most points!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why was Cinderella so bad at football?
She had a pumpkin as a coach!
Why did the girl eat her homework?
Her teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner’s on me!
Why did the dog jump into the fire?
Because it wanted to become a hot dog!
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