Why did I go to Walmart when my cat’s tail came off?
Because it’s the best re-tale store!
What does a cow use to cut the grass?
A moo-er
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck!
What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?
Who’s making all the racquet?
I am in a church, but not in the people.
I am in the minister, but not in the steeple.
Who am I?
The letter R!!
How do chickens get into a hotel?
They chick-in!
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