What’s a dinosaur’s favorite instrument?
Trom-BONE!
What’s black and white and green and black and white?
Two zebras fighting over a pickle!
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can’t bird!
Why is a man that lost his shoes like a fruit bat?
They’d both like a pear [pair]
Why can’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
Mr Cashew, Mr Pistachio, what do you think you are?
Nuts!
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