Why did the son push his dad into the fridge?
Because he wanted a cold “pop!”
Why don’t vampires have friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck!
How does a flower blow kisses?
With its tulips (two lips)!
“Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg”
“No.”
“It’s okay, he’s all right now.”
How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a boogie under it!
Benjamin: Why didn’t you come to my birthday party?
Hannah: Well, the invitation said from 5-7 and I’m 8.
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