A taxi came to a pair of crisps (chips) and said “Do you need a lift?” and they said no because…
They were Walkers (a British brand of chips)
I am an object.
The person who makes me, does not use me.
The person who buys me, does not use me.
The person who uses me doesn’t know that they are using me.
What am I?
A coffin!
Why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
Who writes the book Yellow River?
I P Freely
A man walks into a bar….
Ouch!!
What is a fighter’s favorite drink?
Punch!
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