How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What does the Rabbit call the crazy Owl next door?
Weird Al!
Why did the chicken skip school?
So he could hang with his peeps.
Why did the kid keep a ruler under his pillow?
He wanted to see how long he could sleep!
Why was the fish afraid of the computer?
He didn’t want to get stuck in the Internet!
What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer!
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