A ham sandwich walks into a bar…
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Where do you go on red and stop on green?
A watermelon!
Toothbrush: “Sometimes I feel like I have the
worst job ever.
Toilet Paper: “Yeah, right.”
What do you eat during math class?
Pie!
What did one baseball player say to the other?
Hit a homer!
Once John was asked: “What soap do you use?”
“Henry’s soap.”
“Which oil?”
“Henry’s herbal oil.”
“Which shampoo?”
“Henry’s shampoo.”
“Is Henry a multinational company?”
John: No, Henry is my roommate!
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