How did the broom get a girlfriend?
He swept her off her feet!
What does stuck seaweed say?
“Kelp! Kelp!”
So there was a soldier and he told the general”The infantry is coming, the infantry is coming!” and the General said “Warn the rest of the soldiers.”
And finally when the sapling arrived a different general said, “Finally I’ve been wating for this little guy to come. I’m gonna go plant this Infant TREE.”
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says “spit out your gum!” and the train says “chew chew!”
What search engine do cows use?
Moogle
Why didn’t the nose get on the soccer team?
He did not get picked!
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