Why should you not tell jokes while you skate?
Because the ice might crack up!
Question:
What do you call a snail on a ship?
Answer:
A snailer
What kind of jam does a policeman have in his sandwich?
A traffic jam!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Why do elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air?
To trip birds.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
Because he had a very big bill!
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