What day is in love?
Any date!
What did the mustard say to the ketchup when it was left behind?
Don’t worry I will ketch-up!
“I just got hit by a rental car!” “Are you okay?”
Yeah, it just Hertz!
Where is a frog’s favorite place to eat?
ihop!
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing it just waved. Did you SEA what I did there. I’m SHORE you did.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
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