Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she always runs away from the ball!
What do you get when you grill a Barbie?
A Barbieque!
A termite walks into a bar. What does he ask?
Is the bar tender here?
What do you get if you put a web on a computer ?
A website!
What did Saturn say when Jupiter asked if he should call him?
Don’t call me. I’ll give you a ring!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short!
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