What starts with a t, ends with t, and is full of t?
Teapot!
What’s black and white rolling down a hill?
A newspaper!
What goes up and never goes down?
Your age!
A woman and her boyfriend were sitting next to each other. What did he say?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I next to each other.
The teacher asked the boy, “Where is your homework?”
“I ate it. You said it was a piece of cake.”
What instrument does a computer like best?
A keyboard!
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