What do you get when you put ducks in a box?
A box of quackers!
What happens at a toy hospital?
Plastic surgery!
Why are zombies smarter than people?
Because they eat a lot of brains!
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailer!
Why didn’t the fish share his food?
Because he was shellfish!
What did the sea say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved!
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