Did you hear about the stupid pianist who kept banging his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear!
Why are tennis games so loud?
Because the tennis players raise a racket!
Why is it called soccer?
Because you need socks to play it!
What do you call a dinosaur that pats you on the head?
Apatosaurus!
Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are so many cheetahs(cheaters)!
What goes up but doesn’t go down?
Your age!
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