Where does a pirate look at trees?
At the ARRRR-boretum!
Outside a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.
Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read!
What chocolate bars do you eat in space?
Milky Ways and Mars Bars
What do you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!
Why don’t people want to live in Illinois?
‘Cause of too much noise!
What type of money do sharks use?
Sand dollars!
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