Why did the boy sleep under the oil tank?
To get up oily in the morning!
What’s my least favorite part of school?
The quizzes. I really detest them!
Two cowboys are talking one day.
Jeb: “I see that you are only wearing one spur on the left boot. Any good cowboy knows that to ride a horse you need spurs on both boots.”
Festus: “I figger it this way. it’s cheaper and the right side will go just as fast as the left side.”
Where do cows go on Saturday night?
To the moo-vies.
What do stars use to buy things?
Starbucks!
What gets wetter in the rain, and never dries?
The sea!
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