Why did the chicken turn into chicken nuggets?
Because he said when he grew up,he wanted to be just like his father!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A Bull DOZER!
There are 3 houses – a blue house, a red house, and a white house. The Blue House is to the left of the house in the middle. The Red House is to the right of the house in the middle. Where is the White House?
In Washington D.C.!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a fly, a car, and a pet?
A flying Carpet!
Who invented fractions?
Henry 1/8.
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef but NOBODY can pee soup!!!
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