What does an astronaut wear to the moon?
An apollo shirt! (a polo shirt)
What did the worker bee say to the queen bee?
Hi, honey!
Father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. Junior asks, “Dad are we poisonous snakes?” Father replies proudly, “Yes son, we are rattlers. Why do you ask?”
“Because I just bit my tongue!”
What tool do you use in math?
Multi-plyers!
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
When do clocks die?
When the time is up!
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