Why was the lunch clock always late?
It went back four seconds!
What kind of phone did Crush buy?
A shell-ular phone!! (Crush the turtle from “Finding Nemo”)
Why don’t all cats look the same?
Because they don’t want to be a copycat!
What’s the longest English word?
Smiles: it has a mile between the s’s.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
‘Cuz 7 8 9!
What do you call a mean potato?
A dic-TATER!
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