Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What kind of computer is an amazing singer?
A Dell! (Adele!)
What did one loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread?
I am bready to go!
What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers!
One day a mom walked into a pet store and saod, “Can I have a dog for my son?” The pet store owner said,
“Sorry ma’am, we don’t do swaps.”
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
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