Why do humming birds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
Which fish tastes best in peanut butter?
a JELLYfish!
Why did the math student cross his legs?
Because he had to go to the mathroom!
Why did the band members ask the turkey to join the band?
They had no drum sticks!
What did the teddy bear say after eating a whole bag of cookies?
I’m stuffed!
What do you do with dead elements?
Barium!
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