Jokes By Kids

From Brandon, age 9, Everett, Washington.

What do you get when cross the Beatles and the Rolling Stones?

Squashed bugs!

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From Conor, age 9, Alcester, England

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look I’m changing!

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From Connor, age 10, England

What is an alien’s favorite snack?

A Mars bar!

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From HENRY, age 11, BAHAMAS, FREEPORT

What do you call a cow that lies on the ground?

Ground beef.

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From Lauryn and Jack, age 8, Ireland

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Wheres popcorn?

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From Jude, age 8, Toledo, OH

What’s the tallest school?

High school!

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