How does a computer get out of prison?
It uses its ESC key!
What did the shoe say to the shoe shiner when he woke up?
Rise and shine!!!
I went out with a girl named Similie;
I don’t know what I metaphor!
What did the girl say to her mom while they were baking?
Can I be the flour girl?
What does Harry Potter do when he can’t open the door?
He has to Slyther-in!
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella!
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