What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese
There were 7 copy cats in a box. One jumped out. How many were left?
None (Copycats — get it?)
What are a pirate’s three favorite letters?
C, I, and R! (sea, aye, argh)
Bully: You’re ugly.
Kid: Why are you talking to yourself?
Why did the cat cross the road?
So he could get meow-out the way
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard is the best thing for a hot dog!
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