What do you call a Tailor who wins the lottery?
Lucky sew and sew!
How did the Baseball players stay cool?
They stood near the Fans!
What do you call a boy ladybug?
Confused!
What do penguins sing for their birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Why did the cat cross the street?
Because there was a carnival, and it wanted to go to the Kiddie Land!
Two girls were talking on the cellphone and one girl said, “Where in the world are you? You were
supposed to meet me at the mall an hour ago!”
And the other girl said, “Well I’m in the United States. Where are you?”
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