Why did Mr. Webster make the first dictionary?
Because whenever he said something, his wife would say,”What’s that supposed to mean?”!
Where do cows go for vacation?
MOO-York!
Why did the raspberry get in trouble?
For being berry mean!
What’s gray, has a wand and wings,and gives money to elephants?
THE TUSK FAIRY!
What do you serve but not eat?
A volleyball!
What runs but has no feet?
Your nose!
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