Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam
What did the accountant do when he was constipated?
He worked it out with a pencil.
Teacher:What is the book title on the board?
Pupil:Jane Eyre.
Teacher:And who wrote it?
Pupil:You did,Miss!
What did the alien painter say to the the earth painter?
Take me to your ladder!
Timmy is a robber; he is very good at basketball. Why is that?
He can shoot, steal, and run!
How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, it’s left to the reader as an exercise.
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