What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bug.
Bug who?
Don’t bug me!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something!
What do you get when you put ducks in a box?
A box of quackers!
What happens at a toy hospital?
Plastic surgery!
Why are zombies smarter than people?
Because they eat a lot of brains!
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