What did the nacho say to the cheese when he asked, “What’s up?”?
Nacho business!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he was afraid he was going to get a hole in one!
Toby: I think I’ll have to sack my secretary.
Tim: Why?
Toby: She keeps using four letter words.
Tim: She has bad language?
Toby: No, she keeps saying “Can’t”, “Won’t” and “Don’t”!
What happened when the boy watched too much TV?
His eyes turned into a square shape.
WHY COULD’NT THE ORANGE CROSS THE ROAD?
BECAUSE IT RAN OUT OF JUICE!
A taxi came to a pair of crisps (chips) and said “Do you need a lift?” and they said no because…
They were Walkers (a British brand of chips)
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