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From Dee Guo, age 8, California, U.S.

What did the math book say to the student?

You’ve got to solve all my problems.
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Filed Under: Math, What Did?

From Justin, 10 years old, Arizona

What did one casket say to the other casket?

“That you coffin?”
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Filed Under: What Did?

From AMANDA, 6 years old, US

Two potatoes walk into a bar…

and one gets MASHED!
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Filed Under: Food

From Sydney Z, 9 years old, New Mexico

What’s Santa’s town ????

Santa Fe!
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Filed Under: Computer

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

How do you cut the ocean in half?

With a sea-saw!
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Filed Under: Ocean and Beach

From Eliza, age 8, Indiana

WHAT HAPPENS TO ICE WHEN IT HEARS A FUNNY JOKE?

IT CRACKS UP!
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Filed Under: Kids

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