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From hello kitty!!!!!, 10 years old, california

What did one side of the trash compactor say to the other side of the trash compactor?

Puuuuush….puuuush!!!!!
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From Sara, age 10, Ontario, Canada

What’s a computer’s favorite snack?

Computer chips!
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Filed Under: Computer

From Crystal, 6 years old, Brisbane

What happens to a frog when he parks in the wrong space?

He get’s toad away! (Towed away)
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Filed Under: Frog

From Savy, age 9, Missouri

What’s black white and red all over?

A skunk in a strawberry patch.
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Filed Under: Black and White

From Carrie L. , age 11, Illinois, USA

What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?

Nacho Cheese! (not your cheese)
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Filed Under: Food

From Emma, 3 years old, Nashville

Why did I go to Walmart when my cat’s tail came off?

Because it’s the best re-tale store!
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Filed Under: Cat

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