Why did the orange go to the doctor?
Because he was not peeling well!
What do you call a really good popsicle?
Fantast-lick!
One time a mosquito came to a person and started drinking his blood. The person said to him: “Why are you drinking blood in the morning?” The mosquito said …
… that he has a small family and he has a non-married sister, and the family who are marrying her said “Give us 400ml [about 1.5 cups] blood in ‘DHADEE'” (dowry).
What do you call it when two peas get into a fight?
The Black-eyed peas!
Why did the cop arrest Barry Bond?
Because he stole home.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime.
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