Teacher: What is the shape of the earth?
Sam: Square!
Teacher: Why?
Sam:Because my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world!
What is a frog’s favorite drink?
Croak-a-cola!
Whats a scientists favorite dog?
A lab!
What is the difference between a baseball player and a dog?
A baseball player has a whole uniform and a dog only pants!
Why was 10 afraid of 7?
Because 7,8,9!
Which sport is a favorite of the Grass Hopper?
Cricket!
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