Why was the man having trouble with the door?
He couldn’t get a handle on it.
An old hillbilly died and wanted to get in to heaven but the priest said its kinda full right now but if you can answer three questions you can get in 1.How many seconds in a year? 2. What days of the week start with T ? 3. What is God’s name ?
“Can i come back tomorrow?” the hillbilly asked.
“Yes.”, the priest answered. Tomorrow comes.
1. “12! Jan 2, Feb 2, Mar 2 2. Today and tomorrow 3.Andy. ‘Cause in my hymn books at church it says, Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me. Well now can i get in?
What do you find on a small beach?
Micro-waves!
Who steals your soap in the bath tub?
A Robber Ducky!
What if I don’t want to wait 50 years?
Put a parachute on the elephant and drop him from an elecopter.
How can you fix a broken pizza?
With a tomato paste!!
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