What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
A screensaver!
Why was the dog hot?
Cause he was a hot dog
What geometrical figure is shaped like a lost parrot?
A polygon!
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Why did the chicken skip school?
So he could hang with his peeps.
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