Kid one: What’s new?
Kid two: Oh nothing I just caught a dinosaur!
Kid three: But they are gone!
Kid 2: So?
Kid 3 and 1: Not possible!
Kid 2: Sic em’ Rex! (A T-Rex appears and chases them!)
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test!!
Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?
He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
How do you make 7 even?
Take off the s!
What room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom!
How do you know the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree but you can climb it!
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