Customer: Waiter, Waiter, could I have an under done steak with watered down mash and lumpy gravy please?
Waiter: I can not serve such a meal!
Customer: Why not, you did yesterday!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
You like that show too!?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What’s a rock’s favorite song?
We will, we will, ROCK you!
What do you sing while bathing you dog?
Working at the dog wash!
Daughter says to dad, “Dad, you are getting taller.”
Dad says, “What?”
Daughter replies, “You are getting taller.”
Dad says, “How is that possible?”
Daughter replies, “Well, your head is growing taller than your hair!”
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