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From Tommie, age 13, USA

Why don’t you stamp emails?

Because your foot would break your computer monitor!
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Filed Under: Stamp

From Amanda, 11 years old, Pakenham

What kind of bear has no teeth?

A gummy bear!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Daniel Henderson, 9 years old, Sacramento, California, United States

Why did Bob the banker quit his job?

He lost interest!
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Filed Under: People

From Carrie, 12 years old, Circleville, Ohio

Why didn’t the koala bear get the job?

He wasn’t koala-fied.
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Filed Under: Animal

From Isabella, age 8, U.S.A

Why did the batter bring a bowl?

He thought the pitcher would throw the ball up!
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Filed Under: Baseball

From Mel, age 11, Minnesota

There was this one level school that was pink. Everything was pink, the people, the desks, the books, etc.
What color were the stairs?

No, there were no stairs, it is one level.
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Filed Under: School

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