Why was the Music teacher locked out of her
classroom?
The keys were in the Piano!
What happens to a baby when it eats Rice Krispies?
It goes snap crackle poop!
Why was the man having trouble with the door?
He couldn’t get a handle on it.
An old hillbilly died and wanted to get in to heaven but the priest said its kinda full right now but if you can answer three questions you can get in 1.How many seconds in a year? 2. What days of the week start with T ? 3. What is God’s name ?
“Can i come back tomorrow?” the hillbilly asked.
“Yes.”, the priest answered. Tomorrow comes.
1. “12! Jan 2, Feb 2, Mar 2 2. Today and tomorrow 3.Andy. ‘Cause in my hymn books at church it says, Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me. Well now can i get in?
What do you find on a small beach?
Micro-waves!
Who steals your soap in the bath tub?
A Robber Ducky!
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