What if I don’t want to wait 50 years?
Put a parachute on the elephant and drop him from an elecopter.
How can you fix a broken pizza?
With a tomato paste!!
Why does a mouse need oil?
Because it squeaks!
What kind of dog likes to fight?
A boxer!
Why would you take a mushroom to a party?
Because he’s a fun guy! (fungi)
What did the sunbather say after getting a sunburn?
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red!
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