What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant!
What starts with a t ends with a t and is full of t?
A teapot!
Why do the French eat snails?
They do not like fast-food.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because he was chicken!!
Why did the shark cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
Why is it so easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales!
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