Why did the worm cross the road?
To get away from the chicken!
Why was the detective at the beach?
There was a crime wave!
Teacher: If I have 25 apples in one hand and 10 apples in another hand, what will I have?
Student: Very big hands!
Wat do you call something that has wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Why couldn’t the eleven year old get into a pirate movie?
Because it was rated “ARRRR!”
What is the worst vegetable to have on a boat?
A leek (leak)!
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