What do mallards wear at a wedding?
Duxedos!
Did the dolphin break the vase by accident?
No – dolphins do everything on Porpoise!
Why was the demon a horrible jazz musician?
Because he had no soul!
What do you call a depressed berry?
A blueberry!
Why did the BOY eat his homework?
his dog had retired!
What is 2000 pounds of laundry?
Washington!
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