Bob: Can I have some cheese?
John: No.
Bob: Why?
John: It’s nacho cheese.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So she could prove to the racoons that it’s possible!
THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR A THIEF WITH ONE EYE.
WHY DON’T THEY USE BOTH?
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I’ll just hang around.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a duck?
You get woken up by the quack of dawn!
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
You’re looking sharp!
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