Once, teacher asked his student’what is the formula of water?’.Then the student answered
‘HIJKLMNO’.The teacher asked HOW?.
The boy answered you said yesterday it’s’H to O’!
Mary’s mother had four children North, South, and West. What was her other child’s name?
Mary!
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan!
Why was the celery suprised when he saw the salad in the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?
Loafers!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from K.F.C.!
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