Why is it called a “litter” of puppies?
Because they trash the whole house!
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park your car in it, man!
What did the doctor use when the duck broke his leg?
Ducktape!
What do you call a dinosaur who is very interested in physics?
Velocityraptor!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate!
Why did the boy eat his homework?
because his teacher told him it was a peice of cake!
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