What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge!
What kind of critters do secret agents like?
Spy-ders!
What has 22 legs and goes crunch crunch crunch?
A soccer team eating potato chips.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank!
Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
Because she had no guts!
What do mallards wear at a wedding?
Duxedos!
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