Why did the scissors take the long route?
Because there was a short cut=-)
What does white, green, and black =?
A zebra and a skunk fighting for a pickle!
What place does a minnow live in?
MINNOWsota
I need a new butt.
I have a crack in mine!
What travels all around the world but stays in a corner?
A postage stamp!
What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
“I never sausage a place!”
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