Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from K.F.C.!
Why did the computer sneeze?
Because it had a virus!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the ranch dressing!
How do you know when the moon isn’t hungry?
When it’s full!
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hisssstory.
I saw a help wanted sign and…
I ran in and said what’s wrong?
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