Susie asked “What’s the difference between an elephant and a matterbaby?”
George replied, “What’s a matterbaby?”
Susie said, “Nothing, but thanks for asking.”
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!
What’s a car with music coming out of it?
A cartoon.
What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective?
Sherlock Bones
What did the buffalo say to it’s son
Bye son!
Why did the Koala Bear get the job?
Because he had the “koala-fications”.
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