Why did the rubber band go to the baseball game?
It wanted to enjoy the seventh inning stretch.
What music do balloons hate?
POP!!
Why are basketballers sloppy eaters?
Because they’re always dribbling!
Why did the cop go to the baseball game?
Someone “stole” second base!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?
Either an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth or peanut butter that never forgets!
What did the doctor say to the window?
Have any new panes (pains)?
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