Jokes By Kids

From Alex :), age 11, Missouri, U.S.A

What did the egg say to the farmer?

I’m too young to fry!

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From Monique, age 10, N.C

What do musicians use to clean their hands?

BAND sanitizer!

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From Finn, age 8, Enniskillen, Fermanagh, Northern Ireland

What’s a babys favourite snake?

A rattle snake!

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From Sophie Q, 10 years old, Caliornia

What is a popular Greek game?

Hydra and go seek!

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From Jackson, 8 years old, USA

What did the mitten say to the hat?

I’ll stay here, you go on a head!

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From Ethan, 11 years old, Usa

What did the boy call his ruler that broke in half in math class?

A fraction

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