Why did the million year old mummy go to the teachers and parents meeting?
Because she heard it was for mummies.
Once there was a farmer who had 50 cows, but when he counted them there were only 49. Where was that last cow?
He was at the moo-vies.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the team?
Because she ran away from the ball.
What do you call a very intelligent tennis player?
A “Racket” Scientist!!!
What time is it when a pride of hungry lions is chasing you?
Time to run!
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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