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From Maggie Hodges, 12 years old, United States

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days!
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Filed Under: Time

From Erin, 8 years old, USA

What cookie makes you rich?

A fortune cookie!
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Filed Under: Food

From Squirt, 8 years old, Middlesex, N.J

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?

The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Eileen, 9 years old, America

what is a cats favorite color?

Purr-ple!
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Filed Under: Cat

From Miranda, age 14, Cumberland, Maine

Why is North Korea evil?

Because it has no Seoul!
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Filed Under: Geography

From Tonya, age 9, Murriville, Georgia

How did the scientist find the dinosaur princess?

He followed the dinosaur prints!! (prince)
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Filed Under: Dinosaur

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