What is black, white, and red all over?
A panda with a sun burn!
Why did the golfer get an extra pair of pants before going golfing?? ⛳
Because he was scared that he might get a hole in one!
What do you call a warm dachshund?
a hot dog!
What do birds wear to the beach?
Beakinis
What’s black, white and red all over?
A zebra wih a sunburn!
A little girl is sitting in the kitchen, eating a popsicle. Her mom walks in behind her and scares her so she drops it. What does she have?
A DROP-sicle!
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