What’s black, white and red all over?
A zebra wih a sunburn!
A little girl is sitting in the kitchen, eating a popsicle. Her mom walks in behind her and scares her so she drops it. What does she have?
A DROP-sicle!
Why couldn’t the leopard escape from the zoo?
He always was spotted
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What did one keyboard say to the other?
“You’re not my type!”
What did the bee say when he went into the hive?
Gee, it’s swarm in here!
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