“Waiter, Waiter how long since this table has been washed?”
“I don’t know; I have only worked here 6 months!”
What did the flower say to the flower beside him?
Move over, bud!
Little Girl: Why does your son say chuck chuck chuck?
Mom: Because he thinks he is a chicken.
Little Girl: Then why don’t you tell him he’s not?
Mom: Because we need the eggs!
An interviewer asks a child how many seconds are there in a year.
The child said 12… why?
January Second, February Second…
What did the sardines call the submarine?
A can of people!
The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed.
He gave his awl!
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